I listen to a Christian radio station online, and they just had a commercial from Lifeline Productions that I wanted to share with you. It is not verbatim...
Game Show Host: We're here to play, "Are you better than the devil?" Our contestants are Bob and, as always, Satan. Ok, first question: Bob, do you consider yourself a good person?
Bob: Yes, I'm as good as anyone else, and I think I'm a pretty good person...
Game Show Host: Ok, Satan?
Satan: Yes, I'm as good as anyone else, and I think I'm a pretty good person...
Bob: Hey! That's my answer! He can't do that!
Game Show Host: OK, let's check with the judges. Judges, what do you say?
*DING DING DING*
Game Show Host: Well, our judges accept the answer. Next question: Have you ever read the Bible? We'll start with you this time, Satan.
Satan: Yes, I've read the Bible through many times.
Game Show Host: Bob?
Bob: Well, I, uh, once saw a guy hold up a John 3:16 sign at a football game and I looked it up...
Game Show Host: Judges?
*DING DING DING*
Game Show Host: OK - final question. Have you ever put your faith and trust in Jesus Christ?
Satan: No, I can say that I have not. I just don't believe I need to.
Game Show Host: Bob? Bob...?
Bob: Uhhh...
I thought it was very good and well thought out. I just wanted to share.
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