I am absolutely amazed!

I just returned about a half hour ago from Hannafords (a grocery store), and to my amazement, I read in the World News that someone has discovered the 11th through 20th commandments - that there were actually 20 and not 10 that God gave to Moses, but that Moses crumbled them up (or something). Well, being the minister that I am, I absolutely had to see what the rest were (my wife commented that it was hard enough at times to keep 10, never mind 20!). So I picked up the paper, and quite honestly, my preaching will stay the same. No new sermons for me to preach...no new revelations. They were absurd, and I was disappointed. In the words of a surfer dude, they were "totally bogus." I should have figured that would be the case when the other "headliner" was "Race of living scarecrows discovered in Kansas."

If you really want to know what the other commandments were, visit your local grocery store and get in the really long line and pick up the newspaper.

I just have to share this stuff. Any other off-the-wall headlines out there? Just wondering...